Guy Smarts: Pizza is being defiled by soy sauce now, because nothing is sacred

The disturbing combination has become a viral trend—and it must be stopped.

A week ago, no one would have ever dreamed that it would be necessary to advise people to not dip their pizza in soy sauce, because who in their right mind would ever do that? Under any circumstance? Ever?

Unfortunately the world is a cruel, messed-up place, because the absolutely heinous culinary defilement is currently going viral on social media.

Why, you ask? Along with the idea that denim on denim is a "good fashion move," you can blame Canada for that. Genie Bouchard, the Canadian tennis player, recently tweeted that the combination was "LIFE."

"Pizza dipped in soy sauce is LIFE," she tweeted. Oh yeah, Genie, dipping a perfectly delicious pizza in some salty sauce commonly found alongside sushi sounds like a great idea. Sounds like "LIFE."

Unfortunately, there are plenty of people who don't seem to realize how horrific this actually is. Bouchard's tweet went viral earlier this week, and now countless slices of pizza have been desecrated.

We need to know: Why would anyone want to eat pizza at a place that offers soy sauce as a condiment? What kind of place is this?

Second, is nothing sacred? A slice of 'za is the holy grail of happiness. It's so perfect, it's one of the most addictive foods in the world. Know how it made that list? Not with soy sauce, that's how.

Finally, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. This is about tradition and respect. This is about taking a good, hard look at our moral principles. This is a question of the legacy we are leaving for our children, and their children. A world where soy sauce is dipped in pizza is not a world. It's a gross nightmare.

Let's hope this trend meets a clean, swift death soon. Until then, Men's Health advises everyone to just stay inside and lock the doors, and make this pizza until it's safe to go outside again. And maybe throw out your soy sauce until this passes so you aren't tempted to do something you'll regret for the rest of your life.

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