

Some joked that the fired FBI director's opening statement for the Senate Intelligence Committee read like a romance novel.
The Senate Intelligence Committee posted ousted FBI Director James Comey's prepared opening remarks Wednesday afternoon ahead of his scheduled hearing on Thursday, and some Twitter users immediately started having some fun.
The seven-page document details Comey's interactions with Donald Trump from January until the president fired him in May.
Throughout the remarks, Comey uses colorful language to describe his in-person meetings and phone calls with Trump.
Enjoy:
First of all, here are Comey's actual prepared remarks:
Now you can see what Twitter users turned them into:
Some joked that the fired FBI director's opening statement for the Senate Intelligence Committee read like a romance novel. Read Full Story
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